Landing Page Replacement Day!

I posted this on GroupTable’s blog last week, but thought I’d share it on my blog as well…I was cracking up when I made this. Let me know what you think and share/bookmark it below if it made you laugh.

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Attention All,

Lend me your ears

I proclaim that Labor Day, 2008 be forever remembered as “Landing Page Replacement Day!” Put it in the history books…

A small step for GroupTable, a giant leap for our conversion rates. Sorry Old landing page…you tried, but your timid and uninformative ways didn’t drive enough action. The old must let go and move aside to make way for the new. Also tell your friend “YouTube GroupTable Demo May edition” that we no longer need his services. Landing pg V2 will be a good page…The New and Improved Landing page- The sugar and the spice, the plate of chicken wings with just right amount of hotsauce (That ones for Carl), the super sundae with rainbow sprinkles…I apologize where was I…Oh yeah

Effective 1:00 pm your contract is terminated and you will be replaced. We don’t care where you go, but you gotta get the hell outta here.

Deepest sympathies…The job market is tough

As for you GTV2 Landing page…you’ve been training hard, now is the time to shine… Lace up your boots your up!

Old Landing Page

ps…Feel free to leave your comments for GroupTable’s old landing page or words of encouragement for Landing page V2

Visit https://www.davidbrim.com/grouptable to see the replacement landing page…Share this post if it made you laugh.




About David Brim

David Brim is a marketing consultant, entrepreneur and real estate investment specialist living in Orlando, Florida. He has been involved in many early stage ventures in industries spanning tech, ecommerce, real estate, and finance. He has been featured in one of the most popular entrepreneurship textbooks “Successfully Launching New Ventures” and has been interviewed on Fox, ABC and CBS about topics such as entrepreneurship and internet marketing. Professionally, his primary focus areas include online lead generation, e-commerce, and investment real estate.

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